Pirate Radio

Song Titles & Lyrics

All music & lyrics © Copyright 2002 Renegade Arts

 

1. Pirate Radio Intro

2. This Job Sucks

3. Spank That Puppy   

4. Jackrabbit

5. Micro Brew

6. Southbound Train

7. Your Opinion

                    8. Lighten Up Lucy

                    9. Nuclear Winter

                    10. Megan's Song

                    11. Stuck In Time

                    12. Party In My Pants

                    13. Pirate Radio

                    14. Bonus Track

This Job Sucks

THIS JOB SUCKS

 by R. Horn, Casper & S. Ryan, BMI

I partied all night and got to work by nine,

supervisor told me Iíll be workiní overtime!

He said Iím always late and I ainít got no class.

Thatís when I told the boss to kiss my ass!

<Chorus>

Well Iím punchiní a clock and staring at the wall,

Iím lookiní at my paycheck and itís too damn small!

You know I wouldnít be here if I didnít need the bucks,

All I can say is..This Job Sucks!

 This Job Sucks!

 

I got back late from my two bone lunch,

The boss is starin' at me with his panties in a bunch.

He said,ĒYou donít look right and you smell kind of odd!Ē

I said,ĒTell your ugly mother she can have this job!Ē

<Chorus>

 

By now Iím gettingí restless, I know itís time to go.

Iím lookiní at the clock and itís too damn slow!

The boss is shoutiní at me, ďGet your ass in gear!Ē

But itís five oíclock and time to rock and Iím outa here!

<Chorus>

 

SPANK THAT PUPPY

by R.Horn, BMI

Sniffin' here, sniffin' there,

got my nose in someoneís underwear.

Broke my leash, jumped the fence,

grabbed my bone and I ainít been seen since.

Now Iím runniní with the bad dogs, honey,

like I ainít got no sense!

 

Jumpiní cats, chasiní tail,

Howliní at the moon Ďtill I turn pale.

Runniní wild day and night,

And Iím humpiní everything in sight.

Just between you and me,

Ya know my bark is much worse than my bite!

 

Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!

Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!

Tie me to  your whippiní post, Iíve been a bad, bad dog!

 

Take me home from the pound,

Chain me up and you can hose me down.

Fill my bowl, scratch my chin,

Feed me snacks and Iíll be your best friend.

First time that I get the chance,

Iíll break the chain and hop that fence again!

 

Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!

Spank that puppy! Spank that puppy!

Tie me to your whippiní post, Iíve been a bad, bad dog.

Tie me to your bed post, honey, Iíve been a bad, bad dog.

Well slap my ass and call me Lassie, I've been a bad, bad dog!

 

JACKRABBIT

by S. Ryan, BMI

Hey Jackrabbit wonít you run with me

Hey Jackrabbit little fun with me

Hey Jackrabbit wonít you run with me

Well you ainít seen nothiní Ďtill youíve hung with me, yeah!

 

Well I think Iíve heard about you all around

They say you are the quickest Jack in town

Well I donít know Ďcause I ainít been around too long

But Iíll bet I can keep you on your toes, on your toes.

 

Jack you are a quick one, I confess

You sure can follow your nose to a dress

So if you donít mind I will give it a try

So pop that cork and I will be back by and by.

 

MICRO BREW

by R. Horn, BMI

After work I hit this place,

The bar-babe had the cutest face.

She put a Bud Lite in my hand,

I gave it back and made my stand.

If thatís all you got it just wonít do,

What I want is Micro-Brew!

 

The boys and me, we went downtown

To check a pub thatís jamminí down.

The waitress there was mighty fine,

But all she brought was sippiní wine.

Now Chardonnayís alright for you,

But all we want is Micro-Brew!

 

We went down South to Mexico

To a little cantina we all know.

ďMas tequilas?Ē the senorita said.

No thanks maíam, it hurts my head.

Now Quervo Gold is mighty cool,

But just bring me a Micro-Brew!

 

SOUTHBOUND TRAIN

by R.Horn, BMI

I packed up my pain and I stepped on the train

 and made my final farewell.

She couldnít see what her love did to me

And now I never will tell.

 

{CHORUS}

I always hide what Iím feeling inside.

Now I must fly and I wonít try anymore.

 

I heard her say as the train pulled away,

ďIíll love you until I die!Ē

But thereís no turning back as I head down the track

And I wipe the rain from my eye.

 

I long for the day when my pain goes away

And maybe that old sun will shine.

But for now let it rain and Iíll stay on that train

Ďtill it gets to the end of the line.

 

{CHORUS}

I always hide what Iím feeling inside.

Now I must fly and I wonít cry anymore.

 

I miss her so but I canít let it show

Since I took off on my own.

I saw the rain from that South bound train

As it covered what once was my home.

 

YOUR OPINION

by S. Ryan, BMI

I thought I had enough of all your bitchiní Friday night

But then you started in again and hereís another fight

The neighbors gotta wonder what is goiní on inside

All they hear is your big mouth while I sneak out and hide

 

Well Iím leaviní

Oh, yeah, Iím leaviní

 

I guess this is goodbye, my love, it wonít hurt me to leave

I sípose youíll keep on bitchiní as I turn the another leaf

So tell your friends I left you, that Iím just another cad

We both know they know you too well, I couldnít be that bad

 

Well Iím leaviní

Oh, yeah, Iím leaviní

 

When I want your opinion, Iíll give it to you, not before then

When I want your opinion, Iíll give it to you, not before then

 

Maybe one day youíll understand I just had to go

Iíll hop in my old pickup and youíre history you know

Next time Iíll find me a girl who really understands

She wonít speak Ďtill sheís spoken to, and only to her man

 

Well Iím leaviní

Oh, yeah, Iím leaviní

 

When I want your opinion, Iíll give it to you, not before then

When I want your opinion, Iíll give it to you, not before then

 

When I want your opinion, Iíll give it

When I want your opinion, youíll hear it

When I want your opinion, Iíll give it to you, not before then!

 

LIGHTEN UP LUCY

by R. Horn, BMI

Ever since I met you, youíve been climbiní up and down my back.

You know you make me crazy like a rattler in a gunny sack!

When you get up in the morning you put on your favorite frown.

If I didnít dodge your daggers, Iíd be six feet under ground!

Sometime I think of leaviní

but you know that I enjoy the view.

Lighten up Lucy, you know that Iím in love with you!

 

Every time Iím next to you my temperature begins to soar.

With just one look, my tongue is layiní on the floor!

When I see you walkiní, man, my head head is ready to blow.

I hate to see you leave, but babe, I love to watch you go!

You sat I donít deserve you

and deep inside I know itís true.

But, lighten up Lucy, you know that Iím in love with you!

 

Lighten up Lucy!

Lighten up Lucy!

Lighten up Lucy!

Lighten up Lucy!

Lighten up Lucy, you know that Iím in love with you!

 

We fight like cats-n-dogs and love like water snakes.

When weíre howliní at the moon the whole joint shakes!

When weíre teariní up the floor you know we canít be stopped.

Weíre gonna swing and jump until somebody calls the cops!

You know our lifeís a crap-shoot

and baby needs a new pair of shoes,

So lighten up Lucy, you know that I'm in love with you!

 

NUCLEAR WINTER

By R.Horn, BMI

Your children will never know how close we came

to perishing in a ball of flame.

When the Missles of October stood against the sky,

nations trembled as men played God with all our lives.

 

As the Eagle and the Bear struggled for control,

the Dragon slipped into the scene and the game turned cold.

All the leaders convinced their tribes that they needed more;

"He who has the biggest gun, avoids a war".

 

Now the winds are blowing change. Who bears the lance?

No one's watching as the Camel lurks to steal his chance.

 

No more teachers, No more books,

No more playgrounds, No more world!

 

I hope the children never know that we're to blame.

We build the demons then we tear them down to hide our shame.

 

No more teachers, No more books,

No more playgrounds, No more World!

 

PARTY IN MY PANTS

by R. Horn, BMI

I got up this morning with a feeling in my head,

Itíd be groovy if youíd be layiní with me in my bed.

All day long Iím swelliní from the River of Desire,

Better hose me down there, Darliní, Ďcause youíre stokiní up my fire.

I canít stand the pressure Ďcause somethinís gonna blow.

Girl, just listen to me Ďcause thereís something you should know.

 

(CHORUS)

Thereís a party in my pants.

Thereís a party in my pants.

Thereís a party in my pants.

And baby donít ya wanna come?

 

Well, turn me down and hurt me, Darliní, I donít really care,

Iíve become a time-bomb in explodiní underwear.

The air is gettiní hotter from the perfume that you use,

If you get any closer, Baby, youíll ignite my fuse.

The Earth will be a trembliní for 20 mile or so,

So, hunker in my bunker and get ready for the blow.

 

(CHORUS)

 

If you need some protection, Honey, I have got the gun,

Get a load of my hot pistol, Darliní, itís not just for fun.

I donít take shootiní lightly and I wonít invite the town,

But, youíve a standiní invitation, Girl, if you want to get down.

Thereís party hats and favors and the tune are kinda hip,

So walk your stockings over and Iíll provide the dip.

 

(CHORUS)

 

PIRATE RADIO

by R. Horn, Casper, BMI

Listening to a Rock&Roll station, waiting for her song to play

Grooving to the crystal airwaves, when I hear my baby say

I love it when that DJ says my name!

 

Went to the college station, I said play this if you can

The phones lit up like lightning, so theyíre playing it again

I love it when that DJ says our name!

 

(Chorus)

Pirate Radio, Pirate Radio

You know that you want more, Pirate Radio

We donít care what the networks say

Pirate Radio is here to stay!

 

Dealiní with the corporate station, spinniní only what they play

Whoís got the guts to spin those songs the rest are afraid to play?

That renegade DJ blows them all away!

 

Scanning all the stations, checkiní out the frequencies

Looking for my favorite DL who plays songs just for me

I bet heís got a haircut just like Flea!

 

Pirate Radio, Pirate Radio

You know that you want more, Pirate Radio

We donít care what the labels say

We donít need those assholes anyway!

 

Cruisiní down the Info Hiway, spreadiní love on The Net

Playiní in every country, giviní more than we get

To every cyber-groupie that weíve met.

 

You gotta give it up for Napster, and give it up for MP3

You gotta check out our website, you never know what youíll see

You can download our best songs for free!

 

Pirate Radio, Pirate Radio

You know that you want more, Pirate Radio

Youíll never see us on MTV

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